Thursday, October 06, 2005

An Armenian man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked St. Peter, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Gomidas Vartabed’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." replied St. Peter.

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Baruyr Sevag's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling that Sevag told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where is Robert Kocharian's clock?" asked the man.

"Kocharian's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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